Friday, November 26, 2004

Rather be in Philadelphia

Or in New York. Or retired. The question is, after Rather, who be the CBS anchortroll?

Some suggestions from the New York Post--ATSRTWT:

...perhaps CBS would like to silence its critics once and for all about the news division's perceived liberal biases by luring John Stossel from ABC. He's a rather dashing fellow, and a libertarian too.

A more trendy selection would be Jon Stewart, since he frequently emphasizes that his "Daily Show" newscasts are not "real news" — just like CBS!

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